PRISON BREAK -- break out already for Chrissakes.
24 -- Let Chloe become head of CTU.
WILL & GRACE -- It's your last chance to get in every bad penis joke there is.
GREY'S ANATOMY -- Now that everyone has slept with everyone else, start sleeping with all the patients.
MY NAME IS EARL -- Transgression #18 Solve the Middle East problem.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES -- Go back to the first year when it was better.
LAW & ORDER -- replace Dennis Farina with Gallagher.
GILMORE GIRLS -- Since it's the last episode series creator Amy Sherman-Palladino will run, move the characters to Macon, Ga. and let the new show runner have to make that work.
The AMAZING RACE -- For the final challenge make both teams have to get through security at LAX in less than an hour.
HOUSE -- Let him get laid already. Have him guest on GREY'S ANATOMY.
LOST -- Find out that the missing characters were just in jail for DUI's in Hawaii.
AMERICAN IDOL -- Make the final original song that both finalists must sing even worse than the last few, if that's humanly possible.