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April 21, 2006


Will Teullive

Tom Cruise & Brooke ShieldsHillary Clinton & Rush LimbaughPaula Abdul & Kareem Abdul-Jabbar50Cent & Million Dollar BabyClay Aiken & Ryan SeacrestGeorge Clooney & Michelle MalkinMichael Moore & Kate Moss, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Frank Strovel III

Donald Trump & Martha StewartStar Jones & Al ReynoldsSuge Knight & L'il KimRon Jeremy & Traci LordsGene Simmons & Courtney Love

poor man

Wayland Flowers & Madame


You are sick. But if you were going to do Lou Ferrigno & Marlie Matlin, you might as well have just gone all the way and done Marlie Matlin and Bob Dylan. She's deaf and we could probably understand her better. don't blame me, i get it from you,~Annie

Hollywood blond

Pitt & Aniston... now that's ripe!

Hollywood blond

Michael Hiltzik and Patterico

Ken Levine

You do get it from me, Annie, and I couldn't be prouder.XXXXOOOOO

MaryAn Batchellor

Anna Nicole Smith and Andy Rooney.Oh, wait. she has to read?


What? No Ted Danson & Shelley Long?Or Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver?Or Arnold Schwarzenegger and Grey Davis?Howie Mandel and 26 Models With Suitcases?Tom DeLay and Nancy Pelosi?Shaq and Kobe?William Shatner and Patrick Stewart?Oprah and Ellen?Spongebob Squarepants and Eric Cartman?David Sedaris and Amy Sedaris?Shadoe Stevens and Gary Owens?Neil Patrick Harris and Barney the Dinosaur?Dame Edna and RuPaul?Helen Thomas and Scott McClellan?Keifer "Jack Bauer" Sutherland and Chuck Norris?Ken Levine and David Isaacs?

Mary Stella

Ex-FEMA head Michael Brown & Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco.Al Gore and Kathleen Harris


King Kong and GollumKing Kong and GodzillaRoseanne and Tom ArnoldGeorge W. Bush and Drunk Nancy


Marlee Matlin and Pete Townshend. Neither one would hear the other.And what about Jack Klugman and Brett Somers?Or Bob Barker and any of the pre-2000 "Price is Right" models.

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    Ken Levine is an Emmy winning writer/director/producer/major league baseball announcer. In a career that has spanned over 30 years Ken has worked on MASH, CHEERS, FRASIER, THE SIMPSONS, WINGS, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, BECKER, DHARMA & GREG, and has co-created his own series including ALMOST PERFECT starring Nancy Travis. He and his partner wrote the feature VOLUNTEERS. Ken has also been the radio/TV play-by-play voice of the Baltimore Orioles, Seattle Mariners, San Diego Padres.
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