Vin Scully will always broadcast for the Dodgers.
The Clintons will always be married.
That Twinkie you ate in 1993 will leave your system.
Major airlines will provide pillows and blankets for free.
Time won’t run out on Jack Bauer.
There will always be Yankee Stadium.
There will always be record stores.
“Paul Harvey…good day!”
Gasoline will always be at the bargain price of under four dollars a gallon.
Major sporting events will be on free TV.
You’ll be able to hear the Beatles on the radio.
Tattoos will always be in fashion.
There will be three new Woody Allen movies a year.
The Lakers will always finish higher than the Clippers.
Labor Day will mean the Jerry Lewis telethon.
There will always be newspapers.
Roger Clemens will be inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Sharon Stone will think you want to see her naked in a movie.
Splenda is good for you.
Manny will be Manny.
There will be anti-trust laws.
The New York Giants and New York Jets will always play in New Jersey.
HBO will always have better original shows than SHOWTIME.
There will always be one or two groups on tour calling themselves “the Beach Boys”.
Your little TV with rabbit ears will always get a signal.
You’ll love it at Levitz.
There will be a SAW VI.
There will be a ROCKY XXVI.
There will be rainforests.
There will be a New Orleans.
There will be a United States of America.