The big Hollywood rally

When I was a kid growing up in LA, the Thanksgiving weekend always began Wednesday night with the annual Santa Claus Lane Parade down Hollywood Blvd. I looked forward to it every year. Unlike parades with elaborate floats and impressive marching bands, this one featured Hollywood B-actors, second bananas, local fringe celebrities riding in cars with their names hand painted on the sides, and a few 100 year old guys from an American Legion Post playing trombones. The big finale was the arrival of Santa Claus, usually on a float that looked like a Cub Scout project gone horribly wrong.

The parade began in 1928 as a way to lure shoppers to Hollywood. In the 30’s and 40’s big stars would participate. It was the only time Bette Davis would get within a hundred yards of real people. In 1946, the parade inspired Gene Autry to write “Here Comes Santa Claus, Right Down Santa Clause Lane”.

Alas, the changing times have not been kind to the parade. The level of celebrities slipped even below Iron Eyes Cody. It was eventually discontinued.

But through the wonder of the Writers Guild strike it was back! In a fashion.

The guild sponsored a giant Solidarity Rally on Tuesday down Hollywood Blvd. Not only could I finally go to the parade, I was IN IT! Me and like 5,000 other people. Tons of folks I hadn’t seen in years. One writer said to me he saw so many people that he thought were dead.

Went with my partner David and my son Matt. We thought we were so cagey. Since parking had to be a nightmare in Hollywood, David suggested we drive to the Valley and take the subway in (Yes, we have a subway in LA. You have to drive ten miles to find it but it’s there.) Easy free parking, no muss, no fuss. Unfortunately, a gazillion other writers had the same idea. Every lot was full. It took forever to park.

But it was all worth it. No crazy people on the train. And the atmosphere was electric at the rally. Anybody who used to be somebody or hopes to be somebody was there. Most in red. A few in those “Tevye” caps to really give the feel of a Communist rally circa 1935.

Finding the stars was like playing “Where’s Waldo”. They were there but in amongst the writers, off spring of writers, the Health Care Workers (who unlike the writers actually chanted), CAA agents with trays of cookies, voice-over artists, Teamsters, guys handing out “Impeach Bush flyers”, crew members, hookers, sympathetic tourists, dogs, and of course that champion of labor – Spider Man.

Someone said they saw Debra Messing, I saw the hot blond from IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. And then a thrill. I not only saw, but met, and got my picture taken with Steve Hibbert. You may not recognize him but you’ve seen him and thrilled to him on screen. He played the “Gimp” in PULP FICTION. This goes on my wall along with my picture of me and Michael Dukakis.

As we all assembled, Alicia Keyes gave a concert. We had enough people for a mosh pit but there was more business at hand.

Later, once we had marched down Hollywood Blvd past such landmarks as the Kodak Theater and the Fredericks of Hollywood Museum of Bras there were speeches. I was so far back I had no idea who was speaking or what they said. But I agree with them, each and every one.

It must’ve taken a good hour to march from Ivar to the Grauman’s Chinese Theater but that’s still faster than driving. Along the way I chatted with Batman. He wasn’t carrying a sign but did agree to put a WGA decal on the back of the Batmobile.

In all my years in the guild -- through four strikes and the awards show where Josh Logan fell off the stage during a dance number -- I’ve never seen such unity, such spirit, such resolve. I was proud to be there, proud to be a member of the WGA. And enormously grateful to all the other unions, concerned citizens, and superheroes who joined us in support. All the writers are asking for is a fair deal, nothing more. And as this rally demonstrated, we’re not going to settle for anything less.

It was the best Santa Claus Lane Parade in twenty years.

Comments

[Anonymous]

Commie!

[Anonymous]

The rally was great. What's next? Invade Poland.

[Dhppy]

Great. Now I feel lousy for not going to this one. I had bad visions of being felt up by Spidey.I'm glad it turned out well, though.

[benson]

He was Cher's father in "Moonstruck".

[A. Buck Short]

Really energized by and appreciate your updates (although a lot of good that does me here). Do have you slightly beat in the golden treasury of parade memories department: 1978. Juarez. Circus parade. Dancing bear in a cage, followed by middle-aged woman in torn leotard doing summersaults on the hood of a Buick. Unfortunately missed Debra Messing. But did purchase heirloom velvet portrait of a younger (pre-Columbian) Megan Mullally. I think I snagged the last one.

[David B.]

Honestly, this strike has turned into New Years Eve celebrity fair at Universal City Walk! I heard on the news this morning that Alicia Keys performed at the rally. Where and when was a stage erected for that?All I know is I was stuck downtown on the Hollywood FWY because of the street closures. It was worse than Halloween.I'm not sure I'm really feelin' this strike by media event strategy. It's one thing to have actors and comics stop by the picket line with pizza, coffee, and donuts, but this is something else. How does this get the industry and, I guess, the American public to understand the issues of equity and parity involved in new media revenues?I saw tape of Patrick Demsey on Regis yesterday. He seemed to be blaming the writers for bring financial ruin on the industry crews.Hmmmm...www.theskinofmyteeth.comDavid B.

[jbryant]

Spider-Man and Batman, but no Superman? I guess he's not a union man. And I haven't forgotten that he stood by doing nothing while DC was ripping off Siegel and Shuster.

[Rory L. Aronsky]

I didn't realize they could discriminate based on height?Ba-dum-bum.